NSA starting to test bird drones over our area soon

     According to some papers that have been publically released from the boxes that Donald Trump took to Mar-a-Lago, the National Security Agency has been working with the CIA on developing these "bird-like" drones that will be unnoticed in urban areas with large bird populations.  The report stated that the only problem with these drones was their limited range of 10 miles.  Columbia was identified as the most urban area that could be reached from the NSA headquarter.  An NSA spokesman wanted to reassure local residents that these drones were too light to carry any armaments and would only be used for surveillance. Residences are asked to notify NSA if any of these drones accidentally crash in your yard.  There is a phone number to call on each drone.  No reward was mentioned.  Now you have something to look skyward on in our area.