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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

New White House position

      Rumor has it that the White House will soon be bringing on an official White House meteorologist to determine if the weather forecast precludes the President from showing up at events in the future.  Something about not wanting to have the weather cause a "bad hair day.


   When times were different.


Which looks like the future?

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Something they will never understand

A guy took his girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.  They had great seats right behind the team bench.  After the game he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh I really like it, " she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well; they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was......'Get the quarterback! ' Get the quarterback.  I'm like Helloooooooo?  It's only 25 cents!

Friday, November 9, 2018